SPAM Lives & We must be Popular!
I have been keeping a spreadsheet of various SPAMs that I’ve received over the past 60 days…and gee, I must be a popular guy.
Or maybe we all are? Anyways…here’s’ what I’ve gathered over the past 2 months….
113 times, I’ve been offered to help someone get their husbands/lovers/fathers/mothers or their churches/companys/political party’s funds out of some bank and into North America. This is always a great read tho I have noticed that there are so so many exact clones that I figure there must be a “boiler-plate” SPAM site out there selling this kind of a Nigerian scam to prospective scammers.
Have noted a few really odd ones too….for instance I did get one from a “Church of Tom Cruise” who offered to give me 19% of the $6.3 million dollars that Tom has donated to that Church over the past decade or so….as this scammer was in the process of leaving said Church. Seems to me if I read People Magazine correctly that Tom has another Church he’s involved with…but hey, you never know, right? Wrong!
41 times, I’ve been asked if I want a mortgage to buy a house…..sorry, I’m mortgage free but I bet that many who’ve responded to same have sent funds for naught…sigh!
79 times, I’ve been offered up a way to um…”enhance” a certain part of my male anatomy….with some astounding claims on size and efficacy….but no, I’m not interested in same, thanks tho!
But my all time favourite was the one that wanted to sell me 1 square mile of the great Barrier Reef (seems it was an Aboriginal sea claim) for only $40k…and that would include leases from glass bottom boat operations that would have to pay me for boating across my waters…sigh….
Spammers and scammers are really a waste of bandwidth, but just looking at what hits my INBOX reminds me contstantly, that it takes all types in life, eh…have you got a favorite and if so, post it here for others to enjoy….Google